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EXTREME CHURCHING.

Raju — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:44:39 +0000

This portfolio gets me in the mood for a football game. The mimes, especially.

Texas Just Became a Little Bit Awesome

Raju — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:28:50 +0000

My wife — who is pesco-vegetarian — is working out of Houston, TX this week. As a semi-frequent business traveler, the hotel restaurant is always a big question mark.
Not to worry! All meals at this hotel include a vegetable side dish. And because it’s Texas, french fries count as a vegetable. Rawk!

Bullet: Dodged! (For Now.)

Raju — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:57:16 +0000

The Obama/Biden win will be remembered as a great moment in history for one more reason: it kept Sarah Palin at bay for a few more years. As America’s international policy stumbled in the dark, and we looked for leadership that could right it, we almost elected someone who, until literally two months ago, didn’t know Africa was a continent.

Other people in the campaign knew about this, and, obviously, did nothing of consequence. What the hell is inside someone’s mind at that point? You’re clearly dealing with a moron–a power-hungry moron–and even so, you resolve to do whatever it takes to [potentially] put her in charge of everything.

It feels like we’re all at a drunken party and a lot of people need to have their car keys taken away.

Buffoons… on Wheels!

Raju — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:56:40 +0000

Riding the 11 Line

Raju — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:13:04 +0000

It felt a lot like riding the 7.

Every breakfast menu include toast bread.

Raju — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:12:48 +0000

Very insistent. It’s almost like trying to order something at The Pump that doesn’t include a pita.

I should have checked for a “soccer mom” magnet on the back

Raju — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:02:36 +0000

And yeah, duh, the car is registered in Texas.