Texas Just Became a Little Bit Awesome

My wife — who is pesco-vegetarian — is working out of Houston, TX this week. As a semi-frequent business traveler, the hotel restaurant is always a big question mark.
Not to worry! All meals at this hotel include a vegetable side dish. And because it’s Texas, french fries count as a vegetable. Rawk!

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2 Responses to “Texas Just Became a Little Bit Awesome”

  1. unclevanya   

    Well, it’s a step up from the Reagan 80s, when ketchup was a vegetable.

    “Pesco-vegetarian” — is that someone who likes to have Joe Pesci come over and throw cabbages at them?

  2. Raju   

    There’s gotta be a name for that fetish. And it’s probably a lot like having Belgian chocolate thrown at you by your boss while you’re at work.

    Also, this just in: at this same Houston restaurant, a twice-baked potato counts as two vegetables. This algebra is necessary because there is a “five-vegetable platter” on the menu.

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